Why is lochte a douchebag

Lochte has been an unapologetic douche for years and everything came to a head this week at the Rio Olympics. Turns out he may have tried to fight a security guard in a gas station restroom.

Typical bro behavior that he decided to cover up by saying he was mugged. Classy move for an Olympic athlete. Lochte's lie has since caused an international commotion and he doesn't seem to care because, well, he's an entitled douche. Lochte recounted his mugging "incident" to NBC like this : "And then the guy pulled out his gun, he cocked it, put it to my forehead, and he said, 'Get down,' and I put my hands up.

I was like, 'Whatever,'". Brazilian authorities are taking this seriously. They've already removed two allegedly involved American swimmers from their flight home to the US.

There's also a third bro who was said to be involved is also still in Rio but where's the alpha bro, Lochte? He's back in America. This odd utterance pops up a lot in Lochte interviews and on his social media accounts in hashtag form but nobody is really sure whether he made it up himself, as he claims, or stole it from a US rapper.

Like, if you have a good swim, you say, 'Jeah. So, I guess If you say it like how it's spelled it's 'jee-ah'. But, that's boring; no one wants to hear that. So you have to really put that emphatis [sic] on that 'J'. And then the 'A-H' kinda just flows. Lochte's attempts to trademark the word for use in merchandising and clothing lines have been thwarted by US rapper MC Eiht, who claimed he coined it way back in Things got so bad that it was rare to see a Lochte headline in the US media that didn't also feature the word "douchebag".

I don't even know what is a douchebag, like what is it? But they were totally wrong. Tony Martins, in another online post, said that Lochte was getting off easy in Brazil.

If a foreigner in the US had done what he did, he would eat the bread that the devil kneaded. He would probably be sent to Guantanamo or the electric chair. Contact The Author Name required. Email required. Comment required. August 18, pm.